thetylerpuckerman:

Who the fuck is Jen? Wait, I remember her. Oh, the good days. We were legends, Daniella. 

Didn’t we stop hanging out with her after that? She was pretty fucking weird. Were? Let’s rephrase; we are and always will be legends, Tyler. 

(Source: catchvd)

todd-bauer:

My mother’s job. But it’s not that shitty, I quite like it. Granted, it is quite a boring town.

I see. Well, it’s quite evident that you haven’t been here for all that long, otherwise you would be keeling over from the boredom. If you ever need someone to show you around the real Lima, you let me know.

(Source: cheerio-dani)

thetylerpuckerman:

Holy shit, look what I found today. This is from like freshman year. Maybe earlier. I think that’s Stacey. 

No, you dope. That was Jen. I remember taking this too. That was a fucking weird day.

(Source: catchvd)

todd-bauer:

Right. And you’re Daniella?

The one and only. So, what brings you to our shitty little town?

(Source: cheerio-dani)

todd-bauer:

I would comment but that’s not really my area of specialty.

That would be wise, considering I’m liable to snap at just about anyone right now. It’s Todd, right?

(Source: cheerio-dani)

(Source: dailypll)

thetylerpuckerman:

Lima is getting pretty boring again. Who volunteers to go have some fun with me? 

Well, to quote you. Well, Tyler there was a tornado three months ago. That may cause some damage.

or is Lima even more boring than usual?

Where the hell is everyone?